DWTJ

Char name:I don't have one
Char class / lvl:uhh what?
Noblesse status (yes/no):i have no idea really
Your name:well i'll have to get back to you on that one
Nationality:what the hell, oh, well I guess you could say hell.
Age:over 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What clan(s) have you been in, before posting this / why did u leave:i don't even know how i ended up here much less what I'm not applying to...
Equipment you have:wtf man, well currently i'm wearing a white tee and some shorts... what else do you wanna know about me
Why do you want to join our clan: i don't??
How much time can you play per day/week/month:0 hours
Who can recommend you?:well, actually, i don't even know what this is... i'm gonna say uhh nobody?

excessive smileys and explanation mark alert:
ooh i like this one

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